This truly awful track from the 1980’s is the kind of thing that the US military play to those they abduct and ship to Guantanamo for torture sessions. It is an earworm of scandalous proportions that must be listened to once if only to exorcise completely, forever. If someone has been upsetting you recently, send them this track to make them hurt. Be advised though, if you manage to kill your 86-year-old neighbour with this song, just because his Jack Russell dug up your lettuce and then crapped at the base of your sundial, you may feel so light of spirit that you’ll want to use it again. Force the dog to listen to it, that will help.

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