Poor Ned Flanders. It’s bad enough that his beloved wife died, but he also has to live next door to the Simpsons. Homer is great to laugh at, when he’s not right beside you. But imagine if you had to deal with him on a daily basis. Or Bart. OK, he’s a kid with a sense of mischief. But really, wouldn’t you report him to the social services to see if he could be placed into a safer environment?
Luckily for us, good sense is not prevalent in Springfield. Neddie stays put even as his sons tremble at the sight of the behemoth of destruction waddling past each day. What follows is a list of just some of the reasons why Mr Flanders should up sticks and flee Springfield. Can you come up with any more?
Rebel Voice 